a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud
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less than three.
if one more person adds this geek ass comment i will make sure u have less than three seconds left to live
Anonymous asked:
What’s the biggest thing you’ve had up your ass?
expected-chaos-deactivated20181 answered:
I’ve had my own head up my ass for the past 27 years does that count?
Santa with that ass so fat
Let me see them buttcheeks clap
on Dec 18 we won’t be able to see a tity but this abomination will remain untouched and if that ain’t the darnedest thing
*makes eye contact with a pretty girl for more than 5 seconds*
me: yes,,, my soul mate. i can not believe it, here in this Burger King
vans: on my feet
gucci: on my belt
girl who told me i smelled good in the mall bathroom in 2011: on my mind
sorry